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Our (not so) excellent Chez Panisse adventure

Michelle Vaughan and Felix Salmon are Berkeleyside friends who live in New York City. Michelle is an artist and Felix is a finance blogger for Reuters. They’re passionate about their food so when we heard they were coming to Chez Panisse for the first time, we asked them to record their thoughts. Here’s their tale:

Michelle: Coming to San Francisco this time for me was for one occasion, and one occasion only: my husband’s birthday. He needed to be in SF for work the day before, and instead of him spending it alone, I volunteered to fly out. With one proviso:  that he get an amazing reservation for a decadent meal.

So Felix set his alarm inside his computer calendar to alert him exactly one month before so he could book through Open Table. He came back to me, “I booked us a reservation.” And I said, “Oh really, where?” And then he showed me the computer screen: Chez Panisse, 2 people, 9:15pm.

Felix: The alarm thing in the computer didn’t work very well, but when Michelle and I were in a restaurant in Orange County last month, I remembered the Chez Panisse idea and got a resy using the Open Table app on my iPhone. I love Open Table, but I think that it sometimes works less well with old-fashioned restaurants.

Michelle: We have dreamed about going to this restaurant for years and years. It’s never happened. So you can imagine my excitement and I booked an air ticket right away.

Felix: Which of course was my cunning plan: I got to spend my birthday in San Francisco with my wife, which was great.

Michelle: Fast forward to F’s birthday: we’re on the BART traveling from San Francisco to Berkeley all dressed up and anticipating a fabulous night.

Felix: Berkeley’s big! And Chez Panisse is not very close to the BART. I was expecting something a bit more Jane Jacobs and downtown, rather than a restaurant-you-really-need-to-drive-to. Michelle was wearing heels, turning the walk from the BART into a bit of a schlep.

Michelle: We arrive at Chez Panisse bang on time.

Felix: We thought we had time to explore Berkeley or grab a drink beforehand, not so much. It basically took us an hour from getting on the BART in SF.

Once we got to the restaurant, I was immediately struck by the architecture: it’s a beautiful and unique restaurant, architecturally, and I adore the way it looks and feels. You feel immediately at home, with all the warm wood; it’s informal yet high-end at the same time. But it can get a bit crowded.

Michelle: It’s asparagus season so there is a big pile in a basket near the entrance. I love that, stating: this is in season, and this is what you’re going to eat.

Felix: The greeting was a bit chaotic, there was a lot of milling around in a crowded corridor before the hostess finally appeared, and she had to deal with a couple of other people first. She needed my last name to find my reservation — no California informality here — and said the table would be ready in 5-10 minutes, they were running a little late. I looked around the corridor, and had to ask if there was a bar. Oh yes, she said distractedly, it’s upstairs. She’d come and fetch us when the table was ready.

The bar was nice, if also crowded; we ordered a couple of cocktails and looked around. Five minutes passed, then ten…

Michelle: Our reservation was for 9:15, so I’m already pretty hungry, as is Felix. We wait and wait.

It was a long wait. Drinks were finished. I mention to Felix it was poor expectations management to have us up here so long, and not check in to see how we are or give us an update on when we’ll be seated. But we are patient.

She finally comes up and we walk down to the dining room. We sit down and soak up the room. No art, just very attractive woodwork somewhere between Mission and Art Nouveau, I was having a hard time deciphering which. It was elegant but not snobby.

We receive our beautiful paper menus (green onions illustrated on the cover), which stated a fixed tasting. Fine, makes things easy — four courses: asparagus salad, Maine lobster and scallop risotto, braised and grilled pork shoulder with gnocchi, peas and fava beans. Neapolitan ice cream for desert. Great, we are ready.

The waiter comes to discuss the wine menu, which Felix is trying to choose from. He narrows down to a few — asks for a Pinot Noir that is earthy, light and has lots of character. We like a barnyard kick. The waiter wavers a little, unsure if they had something to match his request. So Felix asks about an Italian choice, and the waiter says, “Ah yes. That is fantastic and should be what you’re looking for.” (Or something to that effect.) We’re happy, he walks away and then returns with the bottle. He says, “Well actually it’s not from Italy, but from Slovenia. You will enjoy it.” Slovenia? Really??? The fact of the matter is, the wine was good. Slovenia: who knew? But it was listed as Italian and the waiter who seemed to know something about it, didn’t interject in the beginning to let us know it was in fact misprinted and from somewhere else, which annoyed Felix. I was still thinking about Mission furniture and how trendy it was for yuppies in the mid-nineties.

Felix: Our waiter seemed friendly, if slightly aggressive. Certainly chatty. He told us that the Chez Panisse conception of locavorism extends to flying in lobster from Maine, which I wasn’t very excited about, since I don’t think Maine lobster travels very well and much prefer it in situ. Eventually he came to take our wine order; he said that an interesting-looking red Trousseau from Jura was going to be quite heavy, so I asked about a 2004 Pinot Nero from Friuli in Italy. He started waxing rhapsodic about it, and told us that it was aged in clay, which sounded so weird and funky that I had to order it.

When he came back with the wine, he didn’t present to us so much as announce its arrival. Here you go, he said, a Pinot Nero from the Italian-Slovenian border. Then he looked at the back label, and said oh look, actually it’s from Slovenia. (It was called Movia, if you want to look it up.)

I’ll try any kind of weird and wonderful wine, so the fact that the wine was from Slovenia didn’t bother me too much, in fact it was quite exciting. And the wine was good. But it is very odd that it was listed on the wine list as being from Friuli in Italy. And it’s also odd that the waiter who knew so much about the wine didn’t know what country it was from.

Michelle: Then the first course comes. The asparagus was delicious. We finish.

Felix: The asparagus, we both agreed, was perfectly cooked, and tasted better than just about any asparagus either of has ever had. In the annals of asparagus, this was undoubtedly first-rate asparagus. And it lived up to the Chez Panisse reputation of cooking first-rate local food simply, and just letting the natural flavors come out.

I did feel that a bit of effort with respect to the plating would not have gone amiss: just because it’s been cooked simply, doesn’t mean it can just be slapped down on the plate. If anything, when the food is cooked so simply, the rest of it becomes more important, including the way the food is presented, both on the plate and by the waiter. It’s the only way for the restaurant to show respect for the food and for its customers.

Michelle: We wait. The second course comes… our waiter had said earlier that this dish was really divine, but actually: meh. It was OK. Neither of us were bending over backwards.

Felix: The second course was nominally a risotto, but it came out more like a random pile of undercooked rice mixed up with light-brown liquid and the occasional lump of something seafoody. This was no unitary risotto: it had disassembled itself into its constituent parts, none of which seemed to have enjoyed the experience. The lobster and scallops were perfectly good, but hardly revelatory, and actually, for a restaurant which prides itself on letting the food’s flavors shine out, they were kinda buried in the rice. That wonderful light, spring-fresh flavor that one gets in great risottos was missing; instead, the dish was stodgy, and I certainly got no hint of the sheer joy I get from eating Maine lobsters in Maine. My lobster rule stays.

Michelle: And then for the third course. Except we didn’t get it. We waited and waited. Our plates had been removed and we just sat there. Our waiter was MIA. I wish I had been more attentive to my watch so I could tell you the exact amount of time which went by during each course — but what I can say is that all of it was too long. I finally had to find another waiter and tell him, “Listen, we haven’t seen our waiter in a really long time. We don’t have our mains, what’s going on?” and with that, he rushed back. Our food came out immediately after, our waiter apologized and gave us a glass of wine on the house. That was nice. But it doesn’t make up for our time lost, and that cohesive fine dining experience one should expect from Chez Panisse… we ate our pork and fava beans: they were OK. Nothing spectacular. And nothing wrong either. Everything tasted good, but it didn’t taste GREAT. It wasn’t that creative. I won’t even describe the Neapolitan ice cream because I think you get it. So what, right?

Felix: The wait between the second and third courses really was a joke. And we did seem to lose our waiter somewhere along the way, dealing with various different servers and even the hostess at various points. They did give us an extra glass of wine when Michelle ran out, and no one was ever unfriendly. They were just a bit absent. All of which is pretty unforgivable given that this is a restaurant which in theory knows weeks in advance exactly how many dishes it’s going to be serving that night, and exactly when each one is going to be served. If it wanted to, it could, like Alinea, time everything down to the minute. Instead, it seemed to be collapsing under some kind of unexpected strain. Maybe the chef got sick and couldn’t come in, something like that? I have no idea. But that was the impression.

The main meat course was two cuts of pork, cooked two ways: shoulder and loin, I think, braised and grilled. Something like that. If anything a bit high-concept for the down-to-earth Chez Panisse, and certainly so much cooking was done to the pork that I can’t tell you whether the pork itself was particularly good. The loin was better than the thin and dry slices of shoulder, which sat there forlornly looking as though their highest ambition in life was to be a filling in a sandwich.

The dessert course was a big disappointment for me: while I ate the strawberry ice cream, I left the vanilla and the chocolate — they just weren’t interesting. Mine did come with a candle, and a piece of paper saying happy birthday.

And finally came the coffee: bitter, far too strong, with none of the natural sweetness in a well-drawn espresso. We asked a couple of people if they could call us a cab, and eventually somebody did.

The room was full of a wide variety of interesting-looking Berkeleyans, but  I didn’t get the vibe that most of them were there for the food. (One table was clearly there for the wine, another seemed to be putting together a PowerPoint presentation.) Maybe it’s a pleasant place to have a nice meeting or meal out, catch up with colleagues or friends. And that’s a very important part of what a restaurant should be. But some restaurants aim higher than that.

The bill, when it came, included a 17% service charge; I can’t remember whether that was mentioned on the menu. But in the end we spent over $340 on dinner at Chez Panisse. I can certainly think of places where it’s possible to spend that kind of money on worse food, but I can also think of a lot of places where you get much more joy, professionalism and creativity.

Michelle: We walked out that night completely let down. We both love what Alice Waters has done for food and farmers, and I can only assume when she’s in the kitchen cooking it’s a fabulous experience. But the restaurant is another story — just putting together local, fresh food is not enough these days to get me excited. I can do that in my own kitchen, and if we want disorganized service, believe me, we can serve that up just fine at home. What we were expecting was to be dazzled, like we were the following day for lunch at the Slanted Door. That was spectacular (pineapple-anchovies anyone?).

Sure we’re spoiled in New York, with local chefs from downtown to Brooklyn experimenting, competing and getting weird. Corton and Eleven Madison (for very special nights out), Spotted Pig/Breslin (when Fergus Henderson visits, it’s the bomb) and Momofuku Ssam Bar are tried and true NYC favorites… I’d rather be pounded by rock music while some pierced hipster slaps down creative bowls of deliciousness at Momofuku, than deal with a disorganized fancy restaurant any day.

Felix: The legacy of Alice Waters is everywhere: in thousands of restaurants and farmer’s markets around the country the Alice Waters gospel is preached to the converted. It has been built on with fervor and imagination, and millions of Americans eat tastier, healthier food as a result. But I think that Chez Panisse is no particular exemplar of what Alice Waters really stands for. It’s not accessible; the food is not all that spectacular; and the overriding impression is of a past-its-prime institution trading on its name.

Michelle: Alice Waters is very important as a food activist, and we totally support the Edible Schoolyard. One is being built in East New York, Brooklyn, it’s going to be great. I am helping support a regional outdoor market which will hopefully open permanently in downtown. It will be different from a green market. She’s incredibly active, and I think influenced Michelle Obama’s decision to plant a vegetable garden at the White House.

We very much support all these efforts, which is part of the reason we were so damn excited to visit the restaurant! So we crashed hard when they just kind of threw it out there and then disappeared.

What do you think, Berkeleysiders? Did Michelle and Felix have bad luck? Was there somewhere else in Berkeley they should have gone for a celebratory meal worth flying across the country for?

Photo of Chez Panisse by Empty Highway on Flickr

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  • tricia

    I’ve been wanting to go to Chez Panisse for a very long time as well. Now that I have a real example of the dining experience I’m wary of going! Plus, what does a vegetarian with with a menu like that? The expense of the meal seems totally bonkers. I guess Michelle & Felix also had to pay for the airfare of the lobsters on top of their own air travel. If food is local it should be reflected in the prices. That seems a bit outrageous.

  • Juli

    Yountville. CP is long past being anything but a name, although the cafe is good for a casual lunch.

  • Frances Dinkelspiel

    The food at Chez Panisse is very simple. It is cooked so to present its flavors and freshness. I am not surprised they felt let down. The food is good but not very interesting, especially compared to some other Bay Area restaurants like Boulevard. But that’s what Alice Waters is all about — simplicity.

  • Andrew

    The couple could have mapped the walk from BART to CP ; )

    I’ve had up and down experiences at CP. Sometimes it is divine, sometimes it is underwhelming. The staff can be excellent and forgetful at the same time.

    I’m not sure where CP fits in or what it wants to be. After one particularly poor meal some years ago I wrote them a letter stating that it felt like a tired restaurant aimed primarily at tourists. It feels like it needs a refresh of sorts. It needs to be re-invented/updated after so many years. It seems to need a leader, a “Steve Jobs” of sorts. It needs a daily Alice Waters to set and maintain the vision on a daily basis.

    We prefer the cafe to the downstairs. The downstairs is too haughty.

    That said, I will still go again and again. There are other very good restaurants in Berkeley, but none the same as CP.

  • http://embracingtheabsurd.blogspot.com/ Cori Kesler

    I’ve been to Chez Panisse three times and have never had a good experience. Once, I actually got ill.

    The upstairs cafe, on the other hand, is a great spot for a rainy-day lunch or dinner with friends. The food is equally as fresh as downstairs, but you can choose your meal from a full menu (vegetarian dishes available). The ambiance is casual and enjoyable.

    Honestly though, there are so many great restaurants in Berkeley that I’d skip Chez Panisse all together and try Venus, Gather, Rivoli, Lalimes, Corso or any other number of amazing spots that serve fresh, organic, seasonal, local foods a’la Alice but without the pretense.

  • Diane

    It’s been up & down for me. The cafe is a better bet, I find. I go there from time to time and will continue to do so as mostly it’s more up than down.

    That said, there are places I like more in Berkeley. CP is a landmark, but expensive and hardly the only place for good food in Berkeley.

  • Charles

    Chez Panisse has become a wildly inconsistent restaurant, both in food and service. I have so many bad experiences there over the past ten years or so, that memories of its former glory can no longer entice me through its doors. It used to be something vital and important in the life of our town and will always have an important place in the history of late twentieth century cuisine.

    But its current inconsistency and indifference to its patrons comfort is just appalling.

  • Andus Sage

    I prefer the upstairs cafe. Food is the same, you just get to choose what you want -you get less of it and there is less attitude. However the sevice does seem to be slipping the past couple years — the last time I went to the cafe they tried to charge us for 3 bottles of wine instead of the 2 we ordered.

  • David

    It has been three years since my last meal there, but my experiences at Chez Panisse have been nothing but exemplary. Both food and service have been occasions to remember.

  • Andy

    I am curious about the “cocktails” they ordered while waiting. They only have beer and wine on my infrequent visits with insistent out of towners. I was once told by the barkeep that I wasn’t supposed to numb my taste buds with my usual vodka rocks, which is kinda funny because vodka has no taste.
    Have they changed their policy, or do they just not serve me alcohol?

  • Charles

    You also happened to be there the last night of one of the chefs downstairs. Being as he is rumored to be moving to New England, sustainable Maine lobsters was tongue-in-cheek.

    Chez does what its been doing since its inception and extremely well. I’m afraid people associate the food with Alice waters and at this point its unfair and your going to be hyper critical. The food is delicious every time I’ve been, and its been a lot.

  • Michelle

    Andy: it was a champagne cocktail, to be accurate. And it was good! If the Maine lobster was tongue-in-cheek, that is a very clever chef’s joke.

  • anton

    CP’s finest days are long behind and really hasn’t added anything of note (aside from joke fodder) to the food conversation in ages. Yes, Water’s has done wonders of the course of her career to encourage locavorism, and this has become a standard practice with an entire sector of restaurants, who now provide this service in a far better way than Alice ever did.

    CP should be viewed as a museum, a historical landmark where a sginificant change in our eating future was forever changed. But then again, do you ever really expect to get great food in a museum?

  • http://www.adrianreynoldsphotography.com adrian

    The Italian-Slovenian border splits the Movia “estate”, so some grapes are grown on the Slovenian side, others on the Italian side. Waiter should have just sold the Pinot Nero as Slovenian…I would have been more specific in calling out the waiter. That’s just either laziness on the part of the waiter, or poor training, which would be the wine director’s fault.

  • anton

    Adrian–
    Agree with you on the call regarding Movia winery (fantastic producer of wines by the way. I’m enamoured of a great deal of what Ales produces there, although as of late, he seems to be heading a bit towards the deep end of madness with a few of his projects). The Italian/Slovenian border has been maleable over the course of time so it wouldn’t necessarily improper to call wineries in the area both Italian and Slovenian.

  • Steve

    We have had great food every time we’ve been, both up and downstairs. We went on Valentine’s 2009 and it will be one of the most memorable meals in my life in terms of service and execution. The service could be better in general but I’m there primarily for the food. The 17% service charge is noted on the menu.

    To Tricia: Local food isn’t necessarily cheap, especially when its all organic. I go to the Berkeley’s organic famers market on Thursday and buy from the farms Chez Panisse uses, and its NOT cheap. It tastes great but you pay the premium. The fixed menu price maxes at $95 for Thurs-Sat I think. Not cheap by any means, but they writers did have wine which could have been $50-$75 of their total bill.
    In theory are paying for the Chef’s expertise in addition to just the food costs, but unfortunately it sounds like they were not on their A game.
    From my experience its been worth the money to eat at CP, but everyone values things differently.

  • Amelia

    They should have rented a car and driven down to Manresa in Los Gatos. David Kinch is just as dedicated to sustainable local ingredients, with fabulous creativity in his dishes as well.

  • tleng

    As an ex- east bay resident and present New Yorker, i truly do not think the downtown Shattuck stop is that far of a walk from CP. definitley no longer than my walk from York Ave to the 6 line. And you get to walk past Virginia Bakery. Having been to CP a couple of times, it is mostly good, simple food- but i am sure there are inconsistencies. At the same time, there are SO many good restaurants in Berkeley and SF that meet and often beat new york.

  • Jasmine

    FYI, it’s a major misconception that Alice Waters would ever be in the kitchen cooking. Alice Waters is not the Chez Panisse chef, indeed, she’s not a chef at all, nor has she ever been. She’s the owner of the restaurant.

  • Michelle

    Hi Jasmine: We never expected Alice Waters to be in the restaurant’s kitchen. From all the food reading I’ve done over the years, writers have loved the experience of her simple, fresh food when she’s cooking for them in a one-on-one environment. But isn’t the restaurant suppose to reflect her style and cooking, with knowledgeable staff/good service? Obviously we know chefs come and go, and that night may have just been a bad one (like Charles wrote, perhaps he’s on his way out). We’ve all experienced that at various restaurants. But our intention was have a special meal for Felix’s birthday, one we traveled for, so our let-down was probably greater than people who live close by and eat there on a regular basis.

    It’s nice to see the debate going though, and perhaps something for people traveling from out of town to consider. Once we read several blogs/reviews after, it was evident the majority of folks like the café and skip the restaurant. Fair enough.

  • liz

    we’ve had(years ago) 2 meals downstairs,both disappointing,but both offered my vegetarian husband a vegetarian menu. on both occassions we made pbj’s when we got home because we were still hungry. upstairs is a lot better, and we go frequently. the service, specially if they know you, is better,too. and the nettle pizza, salads, and fresh pasta terrific

  • Maddy

    Yeah, meh.

    I’ve been to cp only four or five times, mostly downstairs, for various special occasions. Overwhelmingly -not- memorable. Not bad. Just not memorable. And one time, excruciatingly achingly sleep-inducingly slow. I’m all for slow food. but we were there for four and a half hours and it wasn’t cuz we were having a time of it.

    I’m grateful that cp made my food everywhere tasty. I truly believe that they improved things for everyone. But I just can’t afford to spend money like that for food that (thanks to them) I can now get everywhere.

  • Paul Perez

    I tried to book a reservation at Chez Panisse for our 5th Anniversary and thought 3 weeks was enough time, it wasn’t. Gladly, though, I booked a reservation at Gary Danko thank’s to tripadvisor. It was amazing and since it was a weekday, not too busy.

  • Jason_M

    This whole discussion makes my teeth hurt. Get over yourselves, people! And Chez Panisse is an easy walk from Berkeley BART unless you’re in stiletto heels.

  • Cuisinist

    I have eaten at CP since the early 90′s. Without exception the food and service have been laughably sub-par. This is the sad reality of the restaurant downstairs. I have eaten in more three stars than I can recall and have been cooking professionally for 30 years and no chef with any real credentials thinks the “chez” is anything more than pretend cooking. Sadly the cooks who leave there think they are qualified. That is the saddest joke.

  • Alissa

    This article should be retitled “Self-Proclaimed NYC Foodies Think They’re Better Than Chez Panisse.”
    Also, spending half the article complaining about the location of Chez Panisse and your OWN poor planning is weak. You’re a New Yorker – you should be able to walk a few blocks without whining like a child. Get over yourself.

  • http://bulkowski.org/ bbulkow

    I’m surprised – although not really – that you would have held Chez Panisse up to the exalted standards you claimed. Its index at Zagat’s took a tumble a while ago. Among tasting menus, CP has certainly been eclipsed by Coi, French Laundry, Manresa, Dining Room at the Ritz, possibly even Gary Danko. It’s not got “one-star-with-a-bullet” status like Commis.

    Such a name, such history.

    I would rather eat next door at Cesar than CP, these days. A recent time that I ate at CP downstairs – maybe 5 years ago – I started with pre-dinner at Cesar, then ended up there for post-desert drinks. *That* was lavish.

    I feel a great debit to CP, especially upstairs. I remember first tasting Kumamotos there, and zinfandel sorbet, but the world has moved on. I would think cursory research would have told you that, and brought you in with more reasonable expectations.

  • http://www.davosnewbies.com Lance Knobel

    Alissa, to be fair to Michelle and Felix, they make no claim for particular expertise. I’m the one who “proclaimed” them foodies.

  • mt

    Sorry to hear you guys were stymied by a combination of:
    a) poor service
    b) not doing your research

    Having lived in Berkeley for a few years and SF for a few years and eating at CP many many times, I have come to the following conclusions:

    1) Eating at the café (upstairs) is 500x better than downstairs. It’s the same kitchen, but upstairs it’s a la carte. All the locals eat upstairs, keeping the downstairs only for tourists. I’ve never had a service problem upstairs.

    2) Eating upstairs at the café is just about one of the best food deals in the US. You get access to some of the best sourced food in the world, yet entrees rarely cost more than $25 and many amazing dishes (e.g. simple pastas) start around $16 for entrees.

    3) I have never gone to Chez Panisse and not had a revelatory moment. There is always some point where you bite into something familiar (a grape, a leek, a plum) and suddenly your mind is blown. Alice has access to produce the way that no one else in the country does. She has relationships that go back decades so that when a certain farmer’s one special tree fruits, she gets first pick of the stock. When you are ordering at CP (and this is why upstairs is better than the prix fixe down), stick with local produce that is cooked simply. The $6 dessert fruit bowl that is always on the menu is often the most amazing dish in the house (despite the flack it gets). It sounds like you got this experience with your asparagus, but then your fixed menu took you off-track.

    Definitely go back next time you’re in SF. It is always worth it, and very very affordable. I’ve had dinner for 2 people, 3 courses, with wine for under $100.

    Oh, and North Berkeley BART is marginally closer than the downtown Berkeley stop.

  • http://www.davosnewbies.com Lance Knobel

    On the walk from BART to Chez Panisse. It’s 0.6 miles from Downtown Berkeley and 1.1 miles from North Berkeley. I’ll leave it to others to judge whether that’s a schlep or an easy jaunt.

  • John Seal

    Sorry you didn’t enjoy your meal. Having lived in the East Bay for almost 20 years, I’ve probably eaten at the Chez a couple of dozen times, lunch and dinner. Can’t say I’ve ever had a bad meal there; conversely, I’ve always found the food quite excellent. I’m not a foodie, though, and I don’t give two hoots about the wine list. Fussing about the provenance of the wine seems silly, however–Slovenia was once part of Italy. Perhaps your expectations were a bit too high. Hope you flew first-class.

  • John Seal

    …and by 20 years, of course, I meant 30. My how time flies.

  • NK

    I’ve been to Chez Panisse three times and enjoyed it each time, but that said, it’s NOT the best restaurant in the Bay Area. I’d second Manresa, which everyone should go to.

  • Michelle

    Thanks everyone for all the recommendations, we will try out some of these other places next time we’re in SF. I don’t expect this is the last time we ever go to CP, but next time upstairs, without a doubt. We had read some reviews before but the reservation had been made at that point, and yet we were still very optimistic.

    Felix and I are not so much as “foodies” as we are “serious eaters” (coined by the great food writer, Calvin Trillin). I’ll finish a meal and be thinking about my next meal – whether it be from the deli or soup dumplings in Chinatown. I love to eat. If you’re curious you can check out Felix’s blog where we sometimes record our kitchen mishaps: http://www.felixsalmon.com/petunia/

    Oh, and the BART commute looked like it was doable from Google maps. We walk everywhere in NYC, I don’t blink at walking cross town. But sometimes we forget that 8-10 blocks in most other cities can be much longer blocks, indeed this was the case. Otherwise I would have sported flats!

  • http://www.kimskitchensink.blogspot.com Kim

    I have always had wonderful experiences at Chez Panisse, but I have only ever eaten in the cafe. I am usually eating on a budget (even on a “splurge” meal like one at CP), so the cafe is my preferred choice for its flexibility in meal pricing. Like I said, I’ve never done the downstairs fixed menu, but I’ve never had a bad meal at the cafe upstairs!

  • M Moore

    I’ve been to CP once and did not have a great experience. You would have been much better off going to Corso. Better food and much closer to BART. I’m very excited to see a mention for Eleven Madison in NYC. I’ll be eating there in a few weeks!!

  • CP Cafe Regular

    I eat at the Cafe regularly, but my one trip to the formal dinning room left me completely underwhelmed. The cafe is good at what it does, but in the grand scheme of things, it too is only so noteworthy. I think that anyone who knows the greats of US dining — for instance, Jean Georges in NYC — can’t help but be disappointed at CP (or the Cafe, for that matter) if they come expecting anything approaching that type of culinary brilliance at CP. Local food and all the rest is a great contribution, but it alone does not a great restaurant make.

  • Michele

    Some of the best places to eat “in Berkeley” are actually in Oakland. Baywolf, for instance.

  • Baywolf not so much

    I agree that the cafe at CP is the only viable option — but I had one of the worst meals ever for the price (which was substantial) at Baywolf — underseasoned, overcooked food served at below room temperature, swimming in cold, flavorless broth — it was a nightmare. I almost wrote them a letter of complaint (which I never do). Which I guess goes to show — any of these places, even when they’re good, have off nights. And off dishes — I went to Boulevard and had a duck and foie gras dish that made my stomach turn with its squishy texture. Wouldn’t go to any of those places again, frankly. I agree though with the notion of Oakland food as vastly superior to the Gourmet Ghetto in Berkeley. Try Cafe Flora in the art deco section of Telegraph — it’s awesome.

  • http://www.blue-room.com/ Ayse

    We eat at Chez Panisse often, and we’ve been going there for more than 15 years. If you’re not expecting it to be a trendy locavore paradise, the food is amazing, and I agree with the above comment about biting into something and having it be a transformative experience. I ate a fig there once, ten years ago, that I still think about. That more than makes up for the rare (VERY rare) thing I eat that doesn’t quite do what I think the chef was going for.

    (On a side note, a couple months ago we had an amazing dinner there — I had a piece of chicken that had been cooked under a brick, and it was easily the best chicken I’ve eaten in my life, sorry mom.)

    I don’t know that there’s a huge difference between upstairs and downstairs: we usually eat upstairs because we can get reservations a week in advance easily, and there’s a price premium for downstairs that we generally don’t want to pay. But downstairs has always been a special treat, at least for the end of the week seatings when the kinks in the week’s menu have been worked out. I love the characters you see downstairs; people who are there more for appearances than food eat downstairs, and the personal drama is why we opt for that.

    I’ve had my share of bad service experiences there (the last time we went, our waiter messed up our wine order), but the food always makes up for it. I think it might be different if I were expecting one visit to be the defining moment in my food life, or, frankly, if I were spending $340. Luckily, my first meal there was a peak experience, and I think it might have cost $150 for two (and that was downstairs).

    As for walking from downtown, it’s a weak New Yorker who can’t walk 6 blocks in heels. Honestly.

  • Leonard Trouche

    So, Salmon is forced to wait a few minutes before eating and subsequently trashes this place? Annoyingly elitist writing here.

  • Brooklyn Boy

    CP is not a restaurant, it’s a shrine. As a shrine, though, it deserves its reputation fully, because, of course, this is the birthplace of California Cuisine and, by extension, an entirely new conception of food in America. As a restaurant, though, it has, in my opinion, always been very inadequate. Of course, because it is a shrine people give it tremendous leeway.

    First of all, there is the issue of the one prix fixe menu, with no choices of substitutions allowed. One is obliged to reserve often months in advance without any idea what will be served. What if the menu features an item you don’t particularly like? Tough.

    This makes CP less like a restaurant and more like a roadhouse. Let’s not forget that the first “restaurant” in the United States is commonly thought to be Delmonico’s in New York City, which was founded in the 1830′s. Clearly, there had been eateries for travelers before then, but the one aspect of Delmonico’s that raised it the status of restaurant was the fact that diners could choose their meals.

    Now, mind you, there is nothing especially objectionable about CP being a roadhouse, except, of course, when you consider the hefty price.

    In one way, CP is more of a legacy restaurant than anything else, not so different from Antoine’s or Galatoire’s in New Orleans. Nobody excepts a great meal in those places either, but you go to commune with an exciting chapter in American culinary history. The difference is that the grand Creole restaurants in the Big Easy celebrate the cuisine on the late nineteenth century, while CP celebrates the California Cuisine of the late sixties.

    At last, though, it is easier to have a good time at Antoine’s than at CP, where all the hushed reverence can be a little much.

    In another way–and this is perhaps even more confusing given CP’s status as a “foodie” shrine–CP is structurally more like a traditional American steakhouse than a true gourmet restaurant. At a steakhouse they serve a limited selection of dishes, all servd very simply. And you will pay an arm and a leg. Same at CP, although instead of grilled steak, it’s a simple selection of locavore food.

    I grew up in Berkeley (although I now live in Brooklyn) and have vivid memories of eating at CP as a teenager with my mother in the late seventies. On that first visit I still remember being shocked at the amount of gristle I found in my meat. I have been back to CP a few times since and have never had anything close to what I what consider a fine meal.

    Then there is the issue of the service, which is, frankly, pretty shocking. For those not well versed in the culture of Berkeley, the service is really just a reflection of the city itself. I would describe it as Berkeley aloof. Of course, there many other “aloofs” in the world, including, notably, Parisian aloof. What’s confusing to outsiders about Berkeley’s aloof is that most are expecting California friendly.

    I have literally had better meals at the Hyatt in Kansas City, at The American Restaurant, where standout chef Debbie Gold prepares far better locavore food at a fraction of the cost. Of course, without Alice Waters, Debbie Gold might be cooking beef stroganoff and creamed spinach, so Alice definitely deserves the credit for a sea change in our culinary culture.

    CP is a shrine to the New Jersey hippie francophile who became a restaurateur. While we can all disagree on how well she has pulled it off (I believe that CP is the most overrated restaurant I have ever eaten in) one thing is certain: She turned into a tremendous gold mine.

    Where else would people voluntarily reserve months in advance for a no-substitutions menu, have at best a so-so meal, suffer Berkeley aloof service, and pay $340 for two people. And the place is packed every night.

    Alice, you go girl!

  • Mainer

    Maybe it’s because I live in Maine, but I never eat lobster outside of the state. It’s just not the same.

  • http://www.mynepenthebook.com Romney

    it’s hardly a wonder you didn’t enjoy your meal with so much time spent analyzing it and/or comparing it to places like Momfuko, in NYC–a completely different experience and locale. Also seems like somewhat of a cheap shot–is everyone out to vilify CP these days?

    CP doesn’t profess to be fancy or reinventing itself after every vogue moment in food, and that’s what makes it, to me, compelling. It’s about clean flavors, excellent produce, cooked in a simple fashion. The downstairs head chef has been cooking there for over 30 years-I guarantee you he is not tired, or outdated–I just cooked with him myself this past weekend, and he is very much a taste master. “He is the real deal,” as another chef (and highly rated himself by Bauer, etc) said to me following that night.

    That said, dining upstairs has always been delicious and wonderful and my preferred spot for sharing a meal out if I have the money to do so. And granted, when you are paying a hefty price for a dinner out (and one you have lots of expectations around), you want good service and good food, and I’m sorry that you felt like you had neither. it can happen at the best of restaurants, as we all know. But, rather than writing a public letter, why not send them a note, so they have the chance to improve themselves? Or better, yet, talk with the house manager right then and there?

    In the new wave of blogging and internet sharing, everyone thinks they are a restaurant critic. Blasting it across the universe can do great damage–perhaps not to CP-but definitely to smaller restaurants and family owned businesses. It also spurns hateful comments, some seen here above. Why not give them the opportunity to correct where they went wrong, and spark up a conversation? I think you would be better served next time by that small gesture.

    And for disclosure-I’m not a CP chef, or even a CP insider. But I do love good food and think CP has a delicious history worthy of its legacy.

  • Dan

    Wow, there are alot of comments about a restaurant experience! More serious subjects get maybe 2 or 3! (I know, we’re serious about food in Berkeley, but still!).

    I have only eaten at the cafe, and have only had a range of great, wow-types of meals to very good meals. I would go more often but even the cafe is not cheap, plus I like having CP as a place for special meals — don’t want to get too spoiled!

    I feel bad that the article’s authors have gotten beaten up a little bit here, although I agree that their high expectations are at least a significant part of their feelings of disappointment.

    Anyway, all in all, I continue to love CP and think they prepare wonderful exciting foods that while being simple are truly elegant and a thrill to my tastebuds.

  • CP Cafe Regular

    Romney –

    Why is it wrong to compare CP to restaurants in different experiences and locales? Should we assume that all locales are just as good as one another? Isn’t comparing intrinsic to the way we evaluate _any_ food?

    It seems to me that evaluating food is best done by those who have experienced many different locales and cuisines and can make fruitful comparisons between them. That is, being a credible judge of food requires an education in which serious and initially open-minded exposure to broad traditions is an important part (which is not to say that depth of knowledge is not also useful/important.)

    As I said above, I think the CP Cafe is a perfectly respectable restaurant for what it does. The problem, of course, is that the formal restaurant does, in my opinion, have a vastly over inflated reputation that lead to the kind of disappointment we see in the original blog positing. It is spoken of as one of the greats, but many people find that it falls far short of its reputation. I’m happy to live near it and enjoy its pleasures, but I would be sorely disappointed if I made a special trip from NYC where eating there would be a highlight.

    Finally, I think you bring up an interesting point about who should be reviewing what restaurant on the internet. Certainly there are far too many people who feel free to post scathing remarks of restaurants (but also overly adulatory ones) with little thought. But the letter above — whether one agrees with it or not — seems to me a sincere and serious effort to think about their experience at the restaurant. Readers can read it and get a sense of whether they are likely to agree with the writers or not, based on their style, their beliefs and assumptions, their reactions to various things. In short, it strikes me as representative of a type of internet criticism that should be applauded. (Again, that doesn’t mean one need agree with it.) It generates a community of people who care about food and share their experiences, and it has generated this conversation.

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    I’ll kick in two thoughts:

    1) If there is some famous X (restaurant, person, place, etc.) about which your expectations from afar have been so built-up over the years that the merely imaginary version of X you have influences your thinking in other matters? Avoid actually encountering X – the imaginary version is probably worth more. The real thing is very likely to disappoint.

    2) The economics of fine dining don’t make a lot of sense: it always comes down to quantity (seatings per night) and/or brand-based price support (like heavily marked-up wine and high corkage fees). I think Ms. Waters made a branding mistake applying “slow food” to a restaurant: all seriously commercial fine dining is fast food. I suspect that a few glances at C.P.’s time planning sheets and purchase orders would confirm that, in most people’s view. Fine dining is distinguished from fast-food chains, generally, by relying more on manual labor and spot markets and less on factories and huge purchasing contracts. The paradox is that extra labor costs and supply chain premiums put on greater pressure for some mix of high turn-over and ridiculous prices.

    Home cooking can be “slow”: there are lots of dishes that can be made and techniques that can be applied at home by amateurs that produce results that are superior to and can’t be replicated in a commercially viable fine dining restaurant. You’re not paying for slow food at those places – you’re paying for fast food. Hence the disappointment of being left too long waiting at the bar or for the third course. Just as McDonald’s racks up fries, ready to cook, in anticipation of the lunch rush – we expect the same of a restaurant like C.P. whether we admit or not.

  • http://www.mynepenthebook.com Romney

    CP Regular,

    Spurring conversation is absolutely, a good thing–as seen above and as you point out, so here we are.

    Also, I don’t disagree that eating in different restaurants, across countries, nations, locales, is an excellent place from which to write a review or make an informed evaluation, and certainly that information can be very valuable for readers who want to go out and enjoy a meal at the same place. But dining at a restaurant once, hardly gives you a proper stick with which to measure, in my view.

    As for CP’s reputation–perhaps it has an “inflated reputation,” as you suggest, no-doubt a problem for first time goers if the experience doesn’t match the expectation. I just don’t think, though, that comparing CP to Momofuko (known for their inventiveness) and Alinea (ultra modern), is a fair analogy if that was the kind of food, or experience the writers were looking for.

    Bug again, speaking as someone who grew up in a restaurant with a long history and reputation, that doesn’t always fulfill people’s expectations (nor live up to their own), 60 years on, I think most often, when given the opportunity, restaurant owners welcome critical reviews and even complaints, so that they can work to create a better experience for all their guests.

    Be well.

  • Kate Campbell

    You asked the question about what fabulous spots there are in Berkeley for a special meal, and these days I feel nothing can beat Trattoria Corso. Down home Italian food done brilliantly – with a lively atmosphere at a table or the bar, silent Fellini movies if that’s your idea of good background aesthetic – or seats at the kitchen bar if you prefer to flirt with the cooks.

    Homemade pulled mozzarella with tomatoes and basil in summer or walnuts and sorrel in winter, phenomenal pork chop on the bone with huge soft carmelized onions, baked polenta that goes with everything, and the best honey-laced semifreddo this side of Italy – the menu goes on and on and I’ve never had anything that wasn’t excellent. Combine that with an all-Italian wine menu with ¼ and ½ glass servings so you can try lots of new stuff, and a long list of fresh cocktails if you are so inclined.

    We are lucky to have a lot of excellent eat spots in our area, but this is my favorite.

  • freight train

    I got to add one more data point here: I’ve eaten in the cafe twice and never downstairs. My first cafe experience was fine, pretty good but not super special. The second time my experience upstairs matched Felix’s and Michelle’s downstairs: crowded room, inconsiderate waitstaff, alternately hurried and lagging service, and surprisingly limited and uncreative menu choices. I’m grateful to Alice Waters and Chez Panisse for creating this Berkeley cuisine, but at this point, I’d as soon go to the many other places that have built on what they created. Chez Panisse seems to be operating on its legacy at this point.