Politics

Will poetry be the key to voters’ hearts?

Kriss Worthington

For his fifth bid for a seat on the Berkeley City Council, Kriss Worthington decided to try something unusual: communicate his message with a poem.

Instead of submitting prose for his candidate’s ballot statement, Worthington turned in a poem. “I only have 200 words. What can you really say with 200 words? I said, ‘let me try and be creative.’”

Worthington got the idea to write a poem after he attended a July 25 birthday party for Avotcja, an award-winning poet and instrumentalist. He was moved by how she and her friends, fellow musicians, communicated to one another through spoken word poetry.

Worthington left the celebration determined to try and write his own poem. It took him two or three days to write the six stanzas, and he showed it to a few friends before submitting it to the City Clerk’s office by the Aug. 6 filing deadline. The poem follows some classical rules. It has six quatrains of four lines each and “the rhyming couplets maintain an AABB form throughout,” he said. Each stanza addresses two different topics.

Worthington, who has represented District 7 since 1996, is being challenged by George Beier, a computer programmer and businessman, and Cecilia Rosales, a business owner.

Here’s the poem:

The Sierra Club says you should vote for me,
And who am I to disagree;
To non-profit groups I found money to give,
to help the seniors, poor, and disabled live;

For Peace, for Labor, for Consumer Rights,
I go to meetings most days and nights;
I practice real diversity,
the MOST Asians, Latinos, students and women were appointed by me;

When concern for taxpayers was moribund,
I made the motion for the Rainy Day Fund;
To stop violent crime I wrote a plan,
for ambassadors working with “the Man”;

Small businesses  I helped with parking and lease,
so you can come and shop here please;
I voted no on the bad BRT,
but lets get EcoPasses and Multimodal Connectivity;

As a tenant myself I know how it feels,
so I help lotsa tenants try for better deals.
I work long hours at very low pay,
to get Northside and Southside to have their say;

I love our people and love what I do;
An Independent Progressive Voice working for YOU
I reformed  the permit process but it’s still not right,
so you need to keep me there on Tuesday night!

Worthington wants to make it clear that he doesn’t take himself too seriously.

“Please do not compare me to any famous poet,” he said. “I am not putting it out there that I am a great poet. I am just an average person having fun getting out a short message.”

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  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    Technical Tip for Kriss: Avoid messing up your syntax. People do that to make rhymes (or meter) easier to hit and to make it sound more “poemish” and its never the right thing to do.

    Kriss’:

    “To non-profit groups I found money to give,
    to help the seniors, poor, and disabled live;”

    (who talks like that?)

    vs.

    An alternative:

    “I found money to give to non profits that strive
    to help seniors, the poor, the disabled — thrive.”

    alternatively, “survive”, “stay alive” …. or another:

    “I found money to grant to non-profits that give
    help to seniors, the poor, the disabled — to live”.

    (alright, that one’s a stretch but it’s closer to natural.)

    One point being you don’t need to let the poetic constraints dictate the political spin. The other point being that, for the style of poetry Kriss is after — it works better if you can take out all the line breaks and read it as straight up prose and have it sound plausibly natural and good as prose. Almost like the meter and rhyme is an accident or idle afterthought.

  • Kriss Worthless

    I voted against the bad BRT
    In order to please the reactionary
    NIMBYs. I want to be their choice,
    Though I call myself a “progressive voice.”

    BRT was like playing with fire.
    It could have given an issue to Beier!!
    I protected myself, when things could have got messy,
    By telling the NIMBYs to telephone Jesse.

    No need for me to have the courage
    To protect the earth from damage.
    I’ll get endorsed anyway, since I have thrown
    The Sierra Club an occasional bone.

    Protecting the earth demands courage and class.
    I always prefer to protect my own —.

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    That is so much better (in my irrelevant / irreverent opinion).

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    (not the politics – the poetry).

  • tizzielish

    Mr. Worthington: I am surprised to learn, in your crappy poetry (you insult all poets!) that you see yourself as a progressive. I see you as a politician that caters to the wealthy. In your turgid stanza where you take credit for allocating public funds to nonprofits, you condescend and infantilize seniors, the poor and the disabled. If you really want to serve those constituencies (seniors, poor, disabled) get out of politics and let a progressive have your office. That would be the first progressive thing you ever did . . . anytime you have appeared to cater to progressive agendas, you were angling for votes, not for doing the public good.

    You make me sick and this poem makes me feel even sicker about you.

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    tizzielish: who have you in mind (as the alternative)?

  • http://systemicfailure.wordpress.com Drunk Engineer

    At the Sierra Club, things have really gone amiss
    When they endorse a sell-out like Kriss
    They call themselves green
    but are really just a political machine

    You know an ‘environmental’ group has no brains
    when on Marin Avenue they opposed bike lanes
    Their reliability is utterly useless in November
    if they support anti-transit councilmembers

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    Here’s a neat one. Numbers here are for AC Transit’s fiscal year 2007/2008.

    AC Transit used many kinds of fuel but their main fuel for the fleet was diesel. Let’s ignore all the others for a moment. AC Transit used about 6.69 million gallons of diesel that year.

    So, let’s talk “passenger miles”. What’s that? Suppose you and I get on a bus together. We ride for one mile. We both leave the bus: that’s 2 passenger miles.

    In that same year, AC Transit provided about 198 million passenger miles of actual transportation. Not all of those miles were running on diesel but we’re ignoring the fuel they used over and above diesel.

    196,000,000 passenger miles / 6,690,000 gallons

    is approximately 30 miles per gallon per passenger.

    The first observation is that person driving a modern hybrid around town — just one person in the car — is probably more fuel efficient than AC Transit.

    Another observation is that if you put *two* people in just about any car you see on the street: they are probably more fuel efficient than AC transit.

    Now, to be sure: if you load up a bus with people and drive them 10 miles — the fuel efficiency you get will be outstandingly good. You’ll have trouble beating it with a car, for sure.

    The problem is that, that same year: ever mile an AC transit bus traveled, it carried and average of about 7.5 passengers. That sparsity of passengers is the price that’s paid to have anything close to regular, day-long routes and established stops.

    In contrast, in the calculations above (e.g., that a hybrid car is better) I’ve assumed that the car is *not* driving around a fixed route without passengers. That assumption is reasonable. That’s how smaller vehicles work – they are “on demand”.

    The cars, of course, have other advantages. For example, they are better at handling cargo. For many car users, that means (for example) fewer trips to the grocery store (and lower food bills).

    Of course it cuts both ways. Perhaps a car can easily be more fuel efficient per passenger mile than AC Transit – but perhaps owning or having access to a car leads to traveling many more passenger miles!

    Who knows!? I don’t. And neither do you who express such bitterness over BRT’s defeat. What we do know, though, is that the environmental case for the more bombastic versions of BRT was very, very weak.

  • http://www.preservenet.com Charles Siegel

    Thomas: There are two tiers of transit service: high-volume service on major routes, and life-line service to places like the Berkeley Hills.

    The high-volume service is much more energy-efficient than the automobile.

    The life-line service is very energy-inefficient, and it is just provided as a social service. There might be one or two people riding in a bus to the hills, which is obviously much less efficient than those people riding in a car, but the service is provided for people who do not have cars and are transit dependent.

    You are missing this distinction by averaging out the energy use of all AC Transit service, which includes lots of life-line service. BRT would have been high-volume service, and it would have been far more energy efficient than the AC average.

    In addition, there is general consensus among environmentalist that we need to build new transit infrastructure AND transit-oriented development around the stops. As a general rule of thumb, the amount of energy saved by the transit-oriented development is about three times as great as the amount of energy saved directly by people shifting from cars to transit. AC Transit was not allowed by law to consider the transit-oriented development in its EIR, but it would have been the greatest environmental benefit (and economic benefit) of the project.

    This sort of thinking about transit has become mainstream. For example, Obama’s Secretary of Transportation, Ray LaHood, has supported exactly this position. Berkeley is way behind the curve.

    It is not surprising that Berkeley environmentalists who focus on transportation and land use were disappointed that Berkeley belied its progressive reputation by taking such a conservative stand on this issue.

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    Charles,

    That sounds partially but not entirely plausible to me. It sounds like you might know of better data than I’ve found so far so I’d like to pose some questions to you and make some observations.

    First, let’s talk about this “averaging in lifeline service with high volume service” and how that might be skewing my fuel efficiency numbers. Two points and related questions:

    1) I’m skeptical that the lifeline stuff skews the results all that much. I’ve experienced and observed quite a large number of near empty buses on high volumn routes. And the lifeline routes get a lot less service. So the question is: where do we get those numbers for AC Transit? How can we reasonably quantify the efficiency of high volume routes from the public data?

    2) In some areas (some cities in Ohio come to mind) — lifeline routes were successfully replaced with on-demand / smaller vehicle service. Even if we suppose AC Transits efficiency is low only because of those lifeline routes, wouldn’t it be a higher priority to try out something like on-demand / smaller vehicle for those routes?

    Next thing, you write:

    “In addition, there is general consensus among environmentalist that we need to build new transit infrastructure AND transit-oriented development around the stops. As a general rule of thumb, the amount of energy saved by the transit-oriented development is about three times as great as the amount of energy saved directly by people shifting from cars to transit.”

    Could I get some cites for that please, because (for speculative reasons I’ll spare you for now) I don’t buy it. I know a lot of people argue for that development pattern. I’ve heard lots of people refer to that “general consensus”. Based on belief and observation I don’t buy it — can you give some substantial cites to back up the claims there?

    It is not surprising that Berkeley environmentalists who focus on transportation and land use were disappointed that Berkeley belied its progressive reputation by taking such a conservative stand on this issue.

    However it happened, I’m still thinking Berkeley dodged a bullet there (and helped the whole county dodge the same bullet). Gimme better data that says otherwise. From my perspective the BRT thing never passed the common sense sniff test and never met a burden of proof to overcome that — ’twas all handwaving in the face of fairly substantive and more immediate objections. But, prove me wrong — what’d I miss? Cites?

  • http://www.preservenet.com Charles Siegel

    Let me add that, apart from larger environmental issues such as global warming, environmentalists back transit-oriented development because it makes cities more livable.

    Compare College Ave. in Oakland, for example, with Telegraph Ave. in Oakland. College Ave. is a more desirable neighborhood, and people prefer to live near College Ave. precisely because can walk to shopping.

    BRT and the transit-oriented development it would have generated would have made Telegraph Ave. more interesting and lively – more like College Ave.

    The people who stopped BRT cared only about whether it would make it more convenient for them to drive. It seems that they want to live near a street that has high-speed traffic and is lined with parking lots rather than near a street that is a good place to walk. But in fact, most just clung to the status quo out of ignorance; they knew very little about city planning issues and did not understand the real impact of the plan.

    That is the main reason that I personally am disappointed about Berkeley’s rejection of BRT. Not because of its impact on global warming – important as that is – but because it means I will not have a more attractive, more interesting city to live in.

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    On your follow up point about a nicer resulting city, Charles: my suggestion is that we can achieve that aim (and probably better green-ness, too) faster, cheaper, and better and in no small part by being less reliant on AC transit and finding some creative, lighter weight, mostly intra-city public transit solutions.

    (What would worry me about BRT as the “nicer city” solution is that it would fail miserably, devastate micro-economies, and create a kind of failed-communist-central-planning parody of a public transit system.)

  • http://www.preservenet.com Charles Siegel

    Thomas, In response to your latest comment:

    RapidBuses on that line are often pretty empty in Berkeley, because we are at the end of the line. AC Transit says they operate at capacity as far as MacArthur, and then they gradually become emptier, so most of the BRT line would have been very heavily used. The same thing happens on BART: I work in Pleasanton, and the train is pretty empty when it gets to my station at the end of the line; but the same train is overcrowded when it goes through San Francisco.

    You would have to ask AC Planners for more precise data on life-line vs. high-volume service throughout the AC system. I know about the distinction because it is fundamental to transit planning everywhere.

    To find lots of environmental consensus about Transit-Oriented Development, just search on “Transit Oriented Development,” or look up some of the statements of Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood, or look up some of things that environmentalists have written about city planning in Portland, OR, which has gone further in this direction than any other American city.

    If Ray LaHood (who was born in Peoria, IL, and is a former Republican representative in Congress) is in favor of more transit infrastructure and transit-oriented development, that says to me that it is pretty mainstream. It will play in Peoria.

  • http://www.preservenet.com Charles Siegel

    Thomas: Intracity solutions don’t work for most trips. Those high-volume routes that provide environmental benefits are intercity.

    Smaller buses are not economically viable, because they require more drivers and labor is by far the greatest cost of running a bus system. As far as I know, there are no light-weight buses that carry enough passengers to make them economically viable, except in special situations where they are very subsidized (as in Emeryville, which has sales-tax money to burn).

  • TN

    Just a point of clarification about Emery Go Round. It is not funded by sales taxes but by a city wide Business Improvement District.

    http://www.emerygoround.com/aboutus.php

    It’s per hour and per mile operating costs are lower than AC Transit because the service is contracted out. It also has very limited, but highly focussed, service.

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    Ok, I’ll drop for now questions about AC Transit efficiency because, yeah, it seems like you don’t actually have the kind of harder data I was fishing for. I’m not saying you’re wrong or that I’m certainly right — I’m just saying that’s one area where we get stuck for now in the debate / analysis. (And thanks for your analytic help.)

    On intra-city vs. inter-city solutions: Just as a design idea – not something I can prove is actually better – but to call in to question your assertion that “intra-city solutions don’t work for most trips”. Please give some thought to (and respond to, flame if you like) this notion that I can’t shake myself of:

    Intra-city is actually really important and should heavily involve the private sector. The inter-city focus of BART and to a lesser extent AC Transit has made them useless for a heck of a lot of intra-city commuting. Meanwhile, inter-city trips could be nicely handled with a single transfer: major inter-city routes and modalities converging on transportation hubs at the periphery of the city, tying in to intra-city transport. E.g.: you arrive at South Berkeley BART or you drive in down near where Ashby meets the highway and, there, you cross over to intra-city transport. Intra-city, focusing on competition, smaller vehicles, and demand-responsive supply can be extremely efficient and afford interesting uses (like larger cargos such as for groceries).

    This bit is really interesting, I think:

    Smaller buses are not economically viable, because they require more drivers and labor is by far the greatest cost of running a bus system. As far as I know, there are no light-weight buses that carry enough passengers to make them economically viable, except in special situations where they are very subsidized (as in Emeryville, which has sales-tax money to burn).

    A slightly flippant response is to observe that smaller buses are quite economically viable in some other countries — but, being flippant aside, we like to pay our workers better, have better safety standards, etc. So.. you make a serious point. Except….

    You want the AC model which — considering just the busy sections of town, not lifelines to the hills — means jam packed buses for intra-city trips during a few peak hours each day, and then mostly empty buses wandering around the rest of the time. Driver plus other operating expenses really prbly costs just a bit more than what AC is getting in revenue but, in any event, we ideally want average of maybe 100 passengers ($2 a pop) per day per driver assuming shallow managerial overhead and a pretty decent driver salary. It seems to me that you want the net effect of a mixed fleet — big buses and fixed routes for peek, tinier solutions and more demand-driven supply for off-peak — and enough flexibility so that the labor budget doesn’t get wasted hauling around big, mostly empty buses to pointless routes. Yes, there are new inefficiencies there but not a multiplication of labor costs — a multiplication of capital equipment costs. Offsetting those inefficiencies are decreases in fuel costs and (if you can technologically make the on-demand parts a better product) increased ridership.

    This doesn’t look all that much, other than superficially, like the Emery-go-round shuttle. And there are real challenges there in designing who owns what and who employs whom and how it all gets regulated and how the system gets technologically tied together into a consumer friendly product… but… I think the best thing is over in that direction.

  • http://www.preservenet.com Charles Siegel

    If you find an example of a system like the one you are describing which actually works, or if you can convince a city or transit agency to study it and show it could work, I would support it, and I think most people who supported BRT would also support it. But at this time, it is just one person’s speculation.

    We have strayed from the main point, which I think is the following:

    Most people who supported BRT have been working for better transit and walkable neighborhoods for decades. BRT was also supported by the major environmental groups working on the issues: the Sierra Club and TransForm. We are people who have experience with the issue and know something about it, and it was our considered opinion that BRT would have been a huge improvement in our transit service – the biggest improvement since BART was built.

    By contrast, most neighborhood activists working against BRT had little experience with the issue – and they know little and care less about improving public transit and creating more walkable neighborhoods. Because they knew little about issue, they spread misinformation about the average energy efficiency of AC Transit (not knowing about high-volume and life-line service), about seeing empty buses (not knowing that they are underused at the end of the line but full a couple of miles down), and so on.

    I am not going to argue back-and-forth about the merits of this BRT project any longer, because it is just beating a dead horse.

    But even if you don’t agree with us about this project, surely you can understand why we were disappointed to see the city council side with the city’s anti-environmentalists, rather than with those of us who have been working for environmentally sound transportation and land-use for decades. It is particularly disappointing, because the Obama administration is moving to support this sort of project across the entire nation, and Berkeley decided to be more backward and conservative on this issue than the nation as a whole.

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    Oh, Charles. Um… Ok, you say such things as:

    By contrast, most neighborhood activists working against BRT had little experience with the issue – and they know little and care less about improving public transit and creating more walkable neighborhoods. [....]
    surely you can understand why we were disappointed to see the city council side with the city’s anti-environmentalists, rather than with those of us who have been working for environmentally sound transportation and land-use for decades.

    About the only thing there I can agree with is that y’all were disappointed. The rest is noisy spin. You’ve been working on it for decades? You ought to be able to present a stronger case than you have!

    Sorry, that’s just how I see it.

    It is particularly disappointing, because the Obama administration is moving to support this sort of project across the entire nation, and Berkeley decided to be more backward and conservative on this issue than the nation as a whole.

    What you describe as motivation there is, absent a stronger case for BRT on merits, indistinguishable from decadence and corruption (ala an Alaskan “bridge to nowhere”).

    Anyway, back to where we might find agreement… I think the economy and the state of things generally is much worse than generally acknowledged and that this isn’t cyclical, it’s structural and here we are. The progressive agenda, these days, has to (in my opinion) flat out abandon these big plays like BRT (big for the region, at least) and concentrate on “faster, cheaper, better.”

  • TN

    I find today’s discussion about BRT disturbing because it is so removed from the current fiscal reality for AC Transit service. There was a major service reduction this year. Right now the issue is not what services will be added. The issue is what services will no longer be provided. In a few months there is another scheduled round of reduction of service. If renegotiations with the Transit Workers Union are not successful in significantly reducing operating costs, there will be a third, additional, round of cuts. I don’t see the political climate being one that will produce a new source of operating funds for AC.

    It will be years before additional services beyond what existed a couple of years ago can once again be considered.

  • http://www.preservenet.com Charles Siegel

    Those who understand transit issues and who followed this issue closely know that we presented a very strong case.

    Thomas Lord’s argument finally came down to “I have a vague idea about more efficient service, which has been described by me in a comment to a blog post and which has never been studied anywhere. I think my idea would work better than BRT. Therefore, BRT should not be built.”

    TN is talking about service reductions because of lack of operating funds. Capital funds are separate from operating funds. This project actually would have cut operating costs. AC is planning to go ahead and try to find capital funding to build this BRT project in Oakland and San Leandro.

  • TN

    Charles,

    to its credit, AC Transit staff has always pointed out that the implementation of BRT will require additional operating funds, even though BRT was invisioned to generate a higher recovery of operating costs from fares than the service structure it would have replaced. In other words, AC would have “lost” less money per passenger operating BRT than Rapid Bus. Additional passengers requiring less subsidy is good, but it doesn’t mean that these additional passengers don’t require additional subsidies.

    I’ve been following this story for several years, and have looked at AC’s published planning documents. No where in their documents does AC say that BRT would generate funds beyond the additional cost of operations. Rather they consistently point to the need to find additional operating funds to run BRT.

    BRT is a good thing. We want people to take public transit, at least I do. But it isn’t a magic bullet. It will not generate an operating “profit” that can be reallocated to other lines.

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    Charles, c’mon.. You are better than that.

    Yes, I have a vague idea (drawing on stuff I know about queuing theory, graph theory, basic MBA stuff, etc.). You’re right and I don’t deny that my counter-proposals are vague and unproved.

    Few if any of the details are without precedent and many have worked in various jurisdictions. Meanwhile, brute force imposition of the gospel according to bus rapid transit disciples and such have worked in some places and failed miserably in others. There’s an interesting discussion and analysis to be had here and it is well worth getting out of entrenched positions and potential grant moneys and such forth and returning to an innocent evaluation of what makes or does not make plausible sense.

    I understand what TN is saying or at least what facts are driving him to speak so. I am doubting whether you understand just how badly the financial markets are messed up and what that implies. Left and right, these days, municipalities are approving projects that ain’t never gonna happen cause the money ain’t there….

  • http://systemicfailure.wordpress.com Drunk Engineer

    In Colorado, the GOP Gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes called bike-sharing a UN conspiracy. Thomas Lord’s description of bus lanes as a communist plot shows a similar degree of lunacy. I know Chuck is well meaning in posting here, but rational arguments will have no affect on persons with black-helicopter views of public transit.

    @TN:
    By law, FTA cannot provide Federal funding to BRT unless AC Transit demonstrates it has sufficient operational funding (without having to cut other services). Bus lanes bring enormous efficiencies; it is hard to imagine any plausible scenario resulting in greater operating deficits.

  • http://basiscraft.com Thomas Lord

    Drunk Engineer:

    Accusing me as you have there is idiotic. I’ve said no such thing. You call yourself drunk engineer? Indeed. You’ve reached your limit. Go sleep it off. Also, drop the “engineer” part of your name or else, um, show some evidence in that area. Off the mark name calling is not engineering, buddy.

  • Mathew Parker

    What a wonderful poem! I want to share it with everyone so they know what kind of mentally disturbed KOOK they have been voting for all these years.
    He’s ineffective, braindead at meetings, has no concept of the tax system and pretty much sopping up oxygen that could be used by the local weeds.
    SHAME on Berkeley for thinking that kooks can run government